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 AMERICA IS IMPLODING.
BUT BREAKFAST SANDWICHES ARE STILL F***ING AWESOME.

Red distressed background to highlight our MAGA values
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Let's face it, the corruption and absurdity of American politics and culture have hit critical mass. It's now time to sit back, indulge in your favorite breakfast sandwich and watch the country burn. Consider yourself a disaster tourist — and The Patriot Forge your gift shop.

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